“He goes inside the store and gets me a six-pack; a police officer!”
‘Whatcha doin’? a police officer stopped me about two weeks ago.
‘You know where I’m going, I’m grabbing me a cold beer,’ I said. And so he leaves, then I see him coming back. I started running, but let me see what he wants now.
‘You say you gonna get cold beer?’ he asked. ‘Can you drink one for me, too?’ He tells me he can’t drink, his wife doesn’t want him to. He goes inside the store and gets me a six-pack; a police officer! I thought it was so funny, I think laughed for an hour.
When asked if he can be photographed, he laughs, points at the camera, and says, ‘Sure, but I’m so ugly, it might break!’
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